Hey Kings: Stop Teasing Us

by Carmichael Dave

Anyone who knows me knows I have an old ratty Kings hockey jersey (sweater). I wear it a few times a year, but once upon a time it was my battle gear, almost like a uniform.

My jersey was a couple of logos and color schemes ago, and the Kings have yet to produce a next generation. So as I was scrolling around this weekend, my heart stopped when I saw this:

We nice on the ice 👀🏒 #StanleyCup

📸👉 https://t.co/CH89wWO1jv pic.twitter.com/eIp80D4tRj

— Sacramento Kings (@SacramentoKings) June 2, 2018

When I clicked the link, I found 4 different mockups, each amazing. Sure, the Kings were just having fun around Stanley Cup season, but I say NAY Kings, NAY.

Enough screwing around. Shut up and take my money. Get on the phone with Nike, and get those jerseys pumping.

Now please. KTHXBYE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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