CD: Let Us Eat In Peace

Some people (and TV directors) think its funny to pick on people when they’re eating. There’s nothing like going to a ballgame and eating peanuts, red vines, and of course popcorn. Tonight, one of our favorites got gotten:

You've heard of the #BuddyBucketsChallenge.

Here's the @CarmichaelDave Challenge. pic.twitter.com/An4VcY6n1Y

— Kings on NBCS (@NBCSKings) January 23, 2018

Now why did the Kings TV affiliate feel like dragging me into the whole thing? Because I’ve made the mistake in the past of enjoying a nice bucket of popcorn/brownies/nachos/anything while at a Kings game?

Shameful. But not unprecedented:

Happy #NationalPopcornDay to @CarmichaelDave 😁 pic.twitter.com/dQnJKbY6IA

— Andrew Pevny 🦊🏀👑 (@apevny) January 19, 2018

#Kings trail #Pelicans 88-87 at the end of the 3rd but @CarmichaelDave leads that popcorn a lot to a little pic.twitter.com/5fPWXgpjJp

— Pierre Noujaim (@TheNoujFOX9) October 27, 2017

There’s even an ENTIRE Twitter account dedicated to me trying to peacefully feed myself:

I am not going to enjoy my cereal tomorrow. 🙁

— Carmichael Dave (@WhatsDaveEating) March 9, 2017

And not just popcorn:

No way. I pulled the punch and you’re one of like 3 people in the world I’d do that for. I remember the sign pic.twitter.com/QtENXXqMRy

— Carmichael Dave (@CarmichaelDave) December 25, 2017

Bottom line: people are out of control.

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